My favorite part of the OP's requirements:
always take any personal items with you, and that you do not use the vessel as a place to party or have sex in
Like anyone with waterfront property is going to: A) want to party on a 16' boat or B) want to have sex in it..... A 16' boat will barely fit three people, much less enough for a party, and the cabin on most 16' boats a pair of garden gnomes would have trouble using for a liaison of any nature.
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You know what the first rule of sailing is? ...Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take
a boat to the sea you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps
her going when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home.
—Cpt. Mal Reynolds, Serenity (edited)
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