jamie....Thank you. I''m always happy to hear I made someone smile or laugh. ;->
BTW- If you have a copy of Chapmans....it addresses the whole subject of lightning and what to do. Makes for interesting reading.
And then read in Nigel Calder''s book and pay particular attention to the section on grounding and bonding vs isolation....then try to figure out which is the best way to go. Here''s a hint: Keep a BIG bottle of Excedrin handy.... :-)