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Or the one who told on you when your girlfriend stayed over or if you had a few bonghits with the boys during the football game....

But I think there is hope for Aunt Bee. Here is my suggestion. We take her out for drinks and encourage her to try some Jamaican Rum....If you have ever been to Jamaica they sell this stuff called "overproof rum." Its crazy...Wray and Nephews White rum is one brand I can remember. Its like pure alcohol. Definitely causes brain damage I think. So anyway, we all get wasted...you know Fight Club Style...and its all good. Until the next day when we are praying for death...But thats another topic for another day.