One almost detects a sense of pride in LE's quota of shipwrecks. We may not be deep but by god we can pack a punch.
As for Australians and Portuguese visitors ... damn it man, have you no pride ?
Sht the door on them before its too late. They'll drink you dry, have their way with your wimmin folk and quite possibly the Wookie. In general they lower the tone of the place. It will all end tears, mark my word.