Originally Posted by Anaconda
Move countries, or at least move to Australia. No one will ever go to a party without more alcoholic beverage and contributions than they will consume. The concept of making sure that you are welcome by "knocking with your elbows" is entrenched. And if you don't know what that means then you are not an Aussie.
absobloodylutely ... and if you don't you its unlikely you'll be asked back.