Plenty of nice Thai gals for fat old sailors. You just gotta sail a bit further to get one. Cooks, cleans and takes care of this getting older sailor.
So when I get to Thailand, I need to make a call:
Me: Honey, i am in Thailand. Don't bother to fly over, it is not worth it . It's hot and humid. There are no flush toilet and i don't even want to tell you where was the fly landed before it lands on my face. You get the pic.
Wife: Oh you poor thing. Why don't you just fly back home.
Me: No i can't. If I fly back, the pirates will take the boat for sure.
Oh yeah, don't bother to call me either; their cell service sucks. Just email me if you want, I will try to find a place to connect. Don't keep your hope up. i gotta go
Me to the Thai chick: My dear, you missed this muscle here. Is happy ending provided.
Sorry Boasun, we got sidetracked. Let's return to the regular program. And Congrats, if you are going to Thailand, you have a crew.