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The RIM rep says, that's an intentional security feature. Ergh, no, wait, that's some rogue nation trying to take our systems down, please stand by.
The Sprint rep says, yes, but isn't it the fastest most unlimited denial of service you've ever had?
The T-Mobile rep says oh, well, you're not in our coverage area. But we've got a great deal on a family plan!
The AT&T rep says, oh, sorry, you ARE in our coverage area. Would you like to buy a $20 text messaging plan with that?
And the Verizon rep says, your call is important to us, that's why we're going to place you on hold instead of hiring someone to talk with you.
Foolish mortal, you want internet service? In a third-world country like America? ROFLMAO.
Why do you think the Progresso Soup commercials all highlight their extensive use of tin cans and string?! (sigh)
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