My partner's bumper sticker reads 'Golf is the reason I sail' I don't get it.
Some time back a bunch of us were shooting the bull and figured out there while there were LOTS of Golf jokes and LOTS of sailing songs...
there were no sailing jokes and NO golf songs.
We decided that was because golf is just a game and sailing can actually be dangerous. As we've unfortunately seen you can lose your life sailing.
(and yes you can get hit by lighting while golfing but that's not a normal encounter)