Admittedly, I know almost nothing about zombies except that they aren't living in the generally accepted definition of the term. But perhaps it's possible to round them up and train them to go after the Somali pirates? Why not use their unique skills to our advantage?
Perhaps each boat could have its own zombie security. I imagine there would be a few things to overcome in order to make it work, but why not?
Zombies can't be trained, I've tried. I worked in government for 28 years.