Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Zombies can't be trained, I've tried. I worked in government for 28 years.
Maybe we don't have to train them per se.
Perhaps we could launch them at the pirates using some kind of modified trebuchet-like device on our fore-decks? I've also seen big human/zombie-sized slingshot things. We could use those.
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