I certainly can take care of my boat and I do support freedom of expression, but didn't you and the drunk depart from the purpose of this forum ?
Why would you consider yourself a party james ? Do you have some "offshore experience", can you "keep watch and helm" etc. ? Finally, do you have enough time in your life to get out offshore ? Maybe I am wrong, but I do not think you are any party here, neither is the drunk.
While you may have too much time at your office, time for taking part in this forum for example, I would rather respond to emails from interested "parties" than deal with your already boring posts ("scholar" being on the top of the list)