While the cow report is amazing, note that the odds of being hit by a falling spacecraft are, umm, astronomically small. Probably on the same order as the falling farm animal odds.
Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.
The best minds discuss sailing, anchors, batteries, rode length, fridge-or-not, freezer-or-not, and guns-on-board. I don't know why. It's a mystery!