Originally Posted by dabnis
A long set of oars.
I believe Bob Dylan sang about that:
You may be an ambassador to England or France
You may like to gamble, you might like to dance
You may be the heavyweight champion of the world
You may be a socialite with a long set of oars.
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody ...
(sometimes I feel like I'm serving the engine, so maybe he's on to something there?)