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Old 07-09-2012
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Re: Female 1st Mate Wanted

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Originally Posted by kjango View Post
How lucky am I . I never get lonesome . I do however often times find myself wishing I was the only person aboard any boat that I'm on . But when I am enjoying the company of any human being it is not gender biased & it's because I truly enjoy that person . Living in remote locations has made me brutally blunt . Recently I had a dating site pop up while I was on Facebook . There was 10 profiles to peruse . Each one said they enjoyed long walks on the beach . So I made a profile & this is what I said : I would rather go underwater & f#$k a fish then take a long walk on a beach . I was raised by French women who sold me to gypsies as a child . The gypsies abandoned me to a pack of wolves . Most times after I spend any time with a woman....I really miss those wolves . Looking for a woman to sail with me & screw me til I'm blind . Prefer someone who speaks no English & has no idea what a shirt is for . I got 300 hits the first 24 hours . Here's the best part . An attractive 50 year old theoretical physicist familiar with this area & knowing it's a small island , just got in her car & drove out . ( about 2 hours ) Now this is what I have to say about sex in the V-berth.....That would have killed a normal man . The reason I relate this story is that it's real vague what you're actually seeking . This totally by accident was what happened to me . Hope this helps .
Well, I read this a few times and still am scratching my head. Let me get this straight: You wrote a comment like that which basically vilifies all women and 300 women in 24 hours were attracted by it and one even hopped, sight unseen, into her car with the intention of finding you because of this comment and happened on you at this island and had sex with you in your vberth? Really? I mean, really?!??

Sorry bro. GOtta raise the brown flag of BS on that one. I don't mind a good yarn, but not a whole sweater in summer.

If I am wrong, my the dating gods forgive me. Been a long time. Never met a woman that I would invite into my vberth with a line like that. I'm just sayin'...

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