My fellow Taffy,
I won't stop waving, I like the waving. It's a fraternity thing. I used to drive ambulance and we waved at all cops firefighters and ambulances. Every notice that motorcyclists always wave at each other? Even a grizzled Harley rider and a sport-bike teen will exchange a hand in fraternity.
If you like, just for you, I'll withhold 4 of the fingers when your boat passes by mine. Hehe.
By the way, it looks like they made this TV add just for you....