If only there were such a thing as pre-wedding surveys...
I'm LMAO at that!
"Yeah, she seems structurally pretty sound, but starting to oil-can a bit in the rear there, and there's a little sag in the deck over the bow. Probably needs a little spit-and-polish overall. Produces a lot of exhaust under power, up to you if you think you can tolerate that. Should be a forgiving, if not thrilling, ride under way. Only serious cause for concern is the number of previous captains she's had, and the lack of complete logs for some stretches of time."