Originally Posted by PorFin
Dropping a pair of tongs overboard is unfortunate; dropping a church key overboard is a borderline keelhauling worthy offense...
Luckily we have three more churchkeys aboard....
now all on floaties. Hell, between the tongs, the churchkeys and the ladles all on floaties (again, don't ask) and the hanging provision hammocks, our galley resembles a disassembled japanese tuna net.
There is a fine line between being a drunk and being an idiot, and overpreparedness defines that line.