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Old 09-07-2012
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Re: Living aboard - and sex

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Originally Posted by timangiel View Post
If you do it on an airplane, they say you are in the "mile high" club. If you do it on a boat, what do they call it?
Just like Eskimos have 20 different words for snow, sailors have several words for sex.

If on the bow it's called foreplay.

Behind the mast it's called aftplay.

Further back, behind the engine it's called screwing.

Up in the rigging it called entwining. (New use for your TopClimber.)

I guess things usually begin on the bow and then progress from there.

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Brad

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