Ummm.... am I the only one who rarely eats cream cheese??? Actually our go-to snack is usually cheese and crackers (we like triscuits) but we usually try and source interesting cheeses. You know, the kind where the mold is supposed to
I'll take a stab at a cream cheese recipe though since they seem popular.
Take a brick of cream cheese and put it on a plate. In a separate bowl melt another brick of cream cheese and stir in the contents of 20 Lipitor capsules. Pour melted cream cheese/Lipitor mix over brick of cream cheese. Sprinkle a handful of low-dose Bayer asprin over the top for crunch. Serve on top of doughnuts.