So basically the rules apply to everyone but lobstermen. Good thing it doesn't work like this on the roads.
I understand that they don't care and won't notice much damage comparatively, but surely they've run into insurance issues? They have insurance?
It sounds to me like the best thing to do is not shower for a few days, wear the same smelly clothes the whole time, find the bar they frequent, and buy a few beers. After a month, you'll probably figure out the right way to deal with it, and maybe come out with some cheap lobster... and maybe a friend.
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