An orchid or two suspended under the Bimini also gives her something to think about besides your many faults. Get her a cat too.
LOL.. describes a few months of this past summer well..
This plant survived 55 mph winds, heeling max to 25 degrees, 8-10 foot waves and various thunderstorms and down pours. After about 1000 miles, plant died unceremoniously at home when my wife forgot to water it.
Hanging from the stern seat, dead leaves fell off without messing the boat. Safety strap helped keep it in place.