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Old 12-11-2012
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Re: An Informed Opinion about the Bounty

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Originally Posted by casey1999 View Post
In any case, you probably are a "Fake Redneck"From:
Urban Dictionary: fake-redneck

"1. Fake Redneck:
People who aren't truly rednecks, but more like guys who come from city/suburban to wealthy environments who will buy a truck, listen to country music and brag about "being a redneck." You can tell that they look up to people like Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy as some sort of guidence reference on how to be a redneck. They are generally all-talk, and they tend to always talk about their truck, hunting, their gun collection, country music, and the like.
FR: "So we were listening to some Toby Keith while we were muddin' in ma truck and we saw some deer and we shot them summbitches...."
Normal Person: "Oh shut the **** up you fake redneck, you're from Maryland."

2. Fake Necks 5 up, 5 down
Fake Rednecks or guys who dress up and pretend to be cowboys/rednecks to pick up girls who dig country boys.

Also guys who arent country but try to act country in order to impress girls who say they dig cowboys but dont really want to date a redneck.
Monica really likes to pick up those preppy cowboys at the bar, she is really into fake necks."

A true redneck would be driving a gas powered pickup, not diesel...
Sometimes there's a real gray area though, is this real or fake?


I vote "redneck king" but I could see it going both ways.
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