Re: What to do?
Step 1: Put white leather upholstery everywhere, inside and out, especially the dog bed.
Step 2: Pass on an anchor or gun, get a couple flat screen TVs. Hang them anywhere.
Step 3: Practice tugging on ropes and pulleys around the docks before you go.
Step 4: Don't worry about anything. Because what's the worst that can happen? People did it hundreds of years ago by looking at stars.