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post #30 of Old 01-02-2013
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Re: At Last! Definitive Self Defense for Sailors

Well, if one is going to try dealing with it that way...perhaps better to learn to chug Everclear and then BREATH FIRE at them.

Do a proper Samoan fire dance (apologies to the Samoans among us, I know that's the wrong name for it) and then exhale a stream of the good stuff. I think even dedicated pirates would stop to applaude and perhaps throw coins before thanking you for the show.
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