I knew a guy named John Wind Fart, he kept hearing jokes about his name, one day, tired of the jokes, and because he needed a fresh start, he changed it to.... Mike Wind fart.
The solution is you buy the boat, you change the name, to one of your likings, then, within 2 weeks you must come and visit Portugal. You must stay here until you either drink 25 different brands of red wines, or you sail our coast from North to south.
Then you are free to go....and sail with the new name. What is the difference???
NONE, but at least you met my Country and got drunk on our wines...and after you do that, you are now good to die, because you lived life to the fullest....
So if your boat sinks, you are ready!! If it does not sink, then its good too, you will die later, but for sure you will die!!
Consider it like going to Rome and not seeing the Pope!!