Re: Run-aground sailboat was stolen
Stay tuned for the White House press conference at 9PM this evening. Congressmen are calling for a fast end to the "drunk and stupid" epidemic and New York's Mayor Bloomberg has issued a ban on 24-can "assault suitcases" of beer, as well as mandating a reduction inthe size of pizza pies. (In NYC, a "regular" pizza is an 18" pie. There's no such thing as a "large", anything smaller is simply called a "personal" size pie. By contrast, most chains sell a 14" or 16" pie, which can actually contain 1/2 as much pizza if you're handy with the math for areal measurements.)
Drunk and stupid! Which one comes first?