pish-posh, who do you think was responsible for the shave!
(she ain't all that and a bag of chips, I'll tell ya that.)
All talk, no action...
you know, "how's my hair..., "wait, paris is on the other line"... "you call that a boat?..." "isn't that a cold sore?"
so, I took what I came for and left with my dignity.
We are not primarily on earth to see through one another, but to see one another through
Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything... but you can't help laughing when you push them down the stairs