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Now that we have all the niceties out of the way I anticipate a rush of female responses....
If Alex were still with us you'd get a response I bet. On the other hand I'm sure CD is out there working on the application.
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LOL... excellent job of translating. If he were really good looking, he would have attached a photo IMHO... he didn't...so my guess is that he's on the other end of the spectrum.

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Smoking hot young babe needed to cook, clean, have sex with me, and stand watch during storms. Must be willing to pay 1/2 of all expenses because I'm cheap. I'm also so good looking and charming that I can't seem to find a female who wants to spend more than 5 minutes with me, so I need to hook up with someone who has never met me.

Please send a nude photo of you sailing in 20 foot seas, and a copy of your latest bank statement.
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What kills me ,is that these guys rather have great looking women than ones with sailing abilities.
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Sailing abilities can be taught and learned. Beauty is, on the other hand, strictly in the important eye of the beholder. For men and women. In the end, it's just as easy to sail with a rich beautiful girl as it is a poor ugly one. What we end up sailing with...ah, now that is a matter of the vagaries and mysteries of life itself. That we even know what we are truly seeking or that we are guaranteed to end up happy is not a given, but the quest is one through fog-shrouded waters is it not?
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Great translation US27inKS, I had not idea thats what I may have implied. Mmmm! maybe way too much caveman in me, not a bad thing as I've been told cavemen look after their women whereas metros don't. As for cheap, subjective, I can cook very well (also subjective but rare steak on fire, mmmm! !more steak!) and as for meeting a woman, I know a few but non of them is the right one, non is willing to sail naked in 20 foot seas. You did forget the bit about willing to have babies. I liked the bit about the bank statement, but not essential.

Come on you smoking hot young babe, surely you're out there somewhere, I'm here waiting for you. You won't be dissapointed.

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At least the guy is honest in what he wants. Better than: Female crew wanted to sail around Turkey... or whatever.

By the way, Zephyr, just so you know - whether she has billions or lives off of welfare, you WILL be paying her way. Well, at least if it is an American woman. If you do not pay her way, you will wish you did!!! Remember, that 40 foot boat can get small for you too! I suggest taking a liferaft for your own survival!

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What kills me ,is that these guys rather have great looking women than ones with sailing abilities.
A woman with great sailing abilities is great looking. All depends on the beholder!!!

This last weekend Kris told me to go below and fix the kids something to eat because SHE wanted to sail. Ahhh, it was our 15 year anniversary and I will tell you that the woman has never been more sexy than that!!!!

Now guys, do I lie - or is the sexiest woman in the world the one behind the wheel of a sailboat, single handing, heeled at 15+? The bottle blondes in the POS Sea Rays.... you can have them. I have NO attraction to them! I am being honest!! A woman sailing a sailboat in a bikini - that is a fine woman.

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A woman with great sailing abilities is great looking. All depends on the beholder!!!

This last weekend Kris told me to go below and fix the kids something to eat because SHE wanted to sail. Ahhh, it was our 15 year anniversary and I will tell you that the woman has never been more sexy than that!!!!

Now guys, do I lie - or is the sexiest woman in the world the one behind the wheel of a sailboat, single handing, heeled at 15+? The bottle blondes in the POS Sea Rays.... you can have them. I have NO attraction to them! I am being honest!! A woman sailing a sailboat in a bikini - that is a fine woman.

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And one that would produce children for a pompadoured BBQ-fixated techno-geek is nothing to sneeze at either. Not that I know any such individuals, bit I've heard they exist.
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It's a good thing she knows how to sail... the boat gets some use that way at least.

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A woman with great sailing abilities is great looking. All depends on the beholder!!!

This last weekend Kris told me to go below and fix the kids something to eat because SHE wanted to sail. Ahhh, it was our 15 year anniversary and I will tell you that the woman has never been more sexy than that!!!!

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We're going to need photos CD in order to answer that one.
That isn't going to happen, my friends. My life depends on it. However, let me see if I can give you one from last weekend. Anchored out (and rafted with Mom and Pops), the kids swimming off the transom, a cold beer in the waiting, a beautiful woman who LOVES to sail - that is heaven for this dad!!!

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