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Re: Female 1st Mate and cook wanted in Pacifc NW

hahahaha.....1st mate cook & sex slave wanted East Coast.....no speak English is a plus.....hahahahahhahahahahahhaha
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Re: Female 1st Mate and cook wanted in Pacifc NW

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DAWG is right... Just old, fat, short men
Hey! I am not short!
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Female 1st Mate and cook wanted in Pacifc NW

Also... You didn't rule out fat and old Bubble
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Re: Female 1st Mate and cook wanted in Pacifc NW

Just old, fat, short men, and a 21 year old sfm.
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Re: Female 1st Mate and cook wanted in Pacifc NW

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28 ft wood boat....like a daysailer...in the PNW with all that rain.....living on cattail roots bait and roadkill....OH joy I bet there lining up now
Should one select young female crew members willing to sail with short fat old men from the larger pool of roadkill-eating young females? Or perhaps look for roadkill-eating females that make up a subset of the young females interested in sailing with short, fat old men? Or are they one and the same group?
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Re: Female 1st Mate and cook wanted in Pacifc NW

do they still call it road kill if you hit it with your sailboat?
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do they still call it road kill if you hit it with your sailboat?
Rode kill when you smash it with your anchor.
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Re: Female 1st Mate and cook wanted in Pacifc NW

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Your going about this all wrong. Don't tell people your short. Tell them your fun size
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