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OMG this has been hilarious, please don't stop! I really reaaaally want to hear about TJC's new press gang, I mean crew, come on Tom (?) please tell us about them.
Now, I'm glad they're cigar smoking - that makes them Real Sailors, but are you sure that they have puked on docksiders? Were they men enough to leave a little puke on there or did they wash it off.
TJC, sorry to be frank, but as a woman (who sailed from Key West to Isla Mujeres without having to puke in the sink or on anyone's docksiders, and we had a blast!) you probably shouldn't advertise yourself in speedos, You look scrawny.
Oh, and everyone MUST go to TJC's website, there are lots of pictures of pinup girls for you guys! TJC states guys wont go to his site unless there are pinups. Is that so? My god no wonder he is by himself!
Final thought, you guys were remarkably patient with TJC, and chose humour over hostility. You Rock! I would sail with you anytime!
Sue
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