South Pacific Bound...Female Only

[SEMIJim]

Originally Posted by teshannon

I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight.

Just pick up some PsyChlorox [tm] and you'll be fine.

Jim

[Sapperwhite]

WHOA!..... I just saw the pic TJC90210 put under his profile. Now I know what he's up to. He's smuggling grapes between Central American countries. That must be a pretty good racket for him. But seriously, I'm going to go burn my eyes out now (that's a whole lot of sad)

[denby]

Thanks Val, just had a nice dinner after a bad day at work, went on Sailnet and saw your post #72 and lost my dinner. I may not sleep tonight do to night mares

[Valiente]

Originally Posted by TrueBlue

That beach mummy looks like she just crawled out of her sarcophagus.

She's promoting something, but it isn't breast implants.

[Valiente]

Originally Posted by teshannon

Looking at that woman I was going to ask where one searches to come up with pictures like that but methinks I don't really want to know.

I was sent it by a member of the Brazilian Navy. Apparently, she was the girlfriend of the last Emperor, and wants everyone in Rio to know it.

[sailaway21]

Sapper,
Good idea on the promotion of TJC to undersecretary of creepiness. You and Captain Blutarski, where is Blutarski anyway, fly down in the morning for the official ceremony. Remember, don't get on the boat. Also, there's something not right with the gig-line on a couple of your troops there. Send 'em over to HQ so I can have a look at 'em while you're gone. Also, the new undersecretary has requested a re-stock on the Atomic Heat Balm, apparently for his banana sling, pick up a case before departure Conus.

[DJEVANS]

Originally Posted by Valiente

She's promoting something, but it isn't breast implants.

I bet plastic surgeons don't tell potential candidates that Yes, you can get so old that the silicone will sag too. Soooooooo sad. And frightening. I had to get drunk to forget about the horror of that series of pictures.

Can we vote her the undersecretary's new secretary? I am sure she is just his type...or would the combination of her string bikini and his speedo actually cause some freakish eye-gouging, brain-melting, topsider-barfing chain reaction such as the world has never seen?

[jerryrlitton]

Originally Posted by TJC1010101

Cruising Dad...I think you should reference my poscript..apparantly the raw graphic version was too much for your..sensibilities..So I summed it up in three words.."For the ladies".....Comprondo

Ajari..You at least have a good sense of humor.."I'll give you one point..toward becoming what you want ot become..The rest Zero..LOL

Actually it's"comprende"..y pienso que sabemos bastante.

Jerry

[jerryrlitton]

Originally Posted by DJEVANS

Psychlorox? ANYONE? I need several gallons PLEASE.
Giu, you stinker, what did you go and do that for? Captain BananaHammock wasn't bad enough?

I think he gene pool he crawled out of is in some dire need of chlorine.

Jerry

[DJEVANS]

...or nonoxynol-9....