Seeking female crew

[Slayer]

I am 49 year old sailor looking for female sailing companion. Must have means to fund your share of the voyage,,,and mine; must be between the ages of 24 and 26, capable of standing watch most of the night, and a good cook. Must be willing to perform regular maintenance on vessel and be comfortable with nudity. My boat may be cramped, so if you have a bigger boat we should take yours.

Please PM me your contact information. It may be awhile before I get back to you as I am certain I will receive a flood of responses.

[RobGallagher]

You left out; yoga instructor and oral fixation.

PM me if you need help writing a classified ad

[smackdaddy]

Oops, I just hit the like button on your post Slayer - then thought maybe that was a little creepy considering the post.

Just consider a sportsmanly slap on the back with a hearty guffaw.

[WanderingStar]

Originally Posted by smackdaddy

Oops, I just hit the like button on your post Slayer - then thought maybe that was a little creepy considering the post.

Just consider a sportsmanly slap on the back with a hearty guffaw.

When did anyone on this board hesitate about seemin "a little creepy"?

[CaptTony]

This is either a thinly veiled joke post or someone who is genuinely out of touch with reality. Let us know how it works for you, slayer.

[WDS123]

slayer,


Keep us posted on the results of your search.

[MARC2012]

Saw on cf a thread from female,underware model,heiress and father owns brewery,might try her.marc

[emoney]

Shouldn't there have been a mention of "..heavy drinker and light talker", or something along that line? And, since I'm here, did anybody else notice how creepy it was that smackdaddy "liked" this thread?

[DRFerron]

Originally Posted by Slayer

... be comfortable with nudity. My boat may be cramped, so if you have a bigger boat we should take yours...

I'm surprised you wouldn't prefer a smaller boat given the nudity requirement.

Wait, did I just contribute to this stupid thread? I take it back.