boats and romance

[drewdunnrespect2006]

simples how to make boats romantic

cos i live on my 21 footer corrbee and the girlfriend owns a 36footer self built and designed from the guy i baught it off when i owned it cos i gave her my corrbee for mmoney to by boat but we swapped back cos we hated it. she lives in her perents house at the other end of street to my own boat yards (was me grandads before he died noww its mine so both boats are stored for free) but
getting amongst the sheets is either at her perents house when perents are out or in hotels and hotels very expensive so tips for making boats romantic please and sailing to another bay in summer and beach barbie does work but we arnt in the carribean so dont happrn that often in north sea

drew

[BlueWaterMD]

I couldn't even read that.

[zz4gta]

Speak da ingrish reel good you do.

[WanderingStar]

Can't help you. I live with my gf, we sleep in a bed. A few times in warm weather we're together on the boat, things work out.

[norsearayder]

too funny,as an experinced old guy i can tell u 1 thing .where there is a will there is away

[bljones]

How to make a single guy's boat romantic:
1. Close the head door.
2. Flush the head. At least weekly.
3. Stow your porn.
4. Turn off the football game.
5. Open a hatch and vent the place.
6. Stow your underwear. even the clean stuff.
7. Cast off. Hanging out on a workboat quay ain't gonna get you bumping uglies.
8. Clean it up. With soap and water. If your boat smells like fish, your fingers won't.
9. Buy her dinner that doesn't come with a toy or in a bag.
10. Keep a bottle of wine on board.

[smackdaddy]

Originally Posted by drewdunnrespect2006

...getting amongst the sheets...

That's what sailing is all about drew!

So, I guess the first question is, do you have sheets on your corrbee?

Candlelight, Motown, and booze can make a soggy refrigerator-box romantic with the right mix.

[LandLocked66c]

What's not romantic about a boat? You have got to be doing something wrong... Candle light, wine and a nice sunset at anchor - Have you not tried this already?

[tomwatt]

Originally Posted by LandLocked66c

What's not romantic about a boat? You have got to be doing something wrong... Candle light, wine and a nice sunset at anchor - Have you not tried this already?

what he said.

Although I also get a clue from reading your question... something the effect of someone hating it? That's a reference to your girlfriend? In which case, this might be a lost cause. If she doesn't like the boat, she's not going to like being on the boat either.

[sailingdog]

BLJ makes some good points, but IMHO, you'll score more points if you MAKE dinner, rather than buy it. Learn to cook at least a few meals she likes... it isn't difficult and the payback is usually worth it.

Originally Posted by bljones

How to make a single guy's boat romantic:
1. Close the head door.
2. Flush the head. At least weekly.
3. Stow your porn.
4. Turn off the football game.
5. Open a hatch and vent the place.
6. Stow your underwear. even the clean stuff.
7. Cast off. Hanging out on a workboat quay ain't gonna get you bumping uglies.
8. Clean it up. With soap and water. If your boat smells like fish, your fingers won't.
9. Buy her dinner that doesn't come with a toy or in a bag.
10. Keep a bottle of wine on board.