Quote:
Originally Posted by eolon
How loud is it? ...it depends on who you ask. I'm almost totally deaf, so I think it is quiet as hell. My wife, on the other hand...
|
Almost off topic - sorry, I wear hearing aids in both ears and could not resist.
---------------
A man goes to his doctor and says he thinks his wife is loosing her hearing and that it has been getting worse the past year. He asks if there is any test he can do to see if she is loosing her hearing?
The doctor says to go in another room and ask his wife a question in a normal voice and if she does not answer go half way and ask again. When she answers, he'll have a pretty good idea as to how bad the loss is.
So he is at home and goes into the living room and says
"Dear, what's for supper?" No response so he goes in the hallway and says
"Dear, what's for supper?" No response so he goes in the dining room and says
"Dear, what's for supper?" No response so he goes right beside her and says,
"Dear, what's for supper?"
She looks at him and smiles and says, "For the fourth time, salmon."
Rik