Punjabi...thought you might be interested in this:
Being European my dog has received English education....he's a gentleman...as you can see form his photo....
He has Portuguese, English US and German passports...applying for a Swiss passport now.... as he is into "Haute Horologerie" and chocolate.
He speaks English, Portuguese, Spanish French, Italian and german...can tune pianos, calculate thermodynamics and
paints oil paintings...likes a good bitch and drinks ale beer....
He can also calculate balistic trajectories with his Harvard Aeronautical degree...so his 10lb turds land on a 3" piece of paper....
He thinks he's a genious but he's not...you should see my son...he's much smarter than the dog....and can sail...
He just can't stand sailing...typical British......