Lego Pollard obviously forgets that in the old wester movies the seamstress was always a hot babe. Practically speaking though there are usually women around, much more common than may be thought, who do seamstress work. Asking about at either the local dry cleaners or the local fabric store is a good way to find them. Likewise, there are often embroidery people locally who do sweatshirts and ball caps for a sideline or actual business.
“Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then buy it.”
Wm. F. Buckley, Jr.