master flush toliet

NALANI13 · #1 (**permalink**) 06-06-2008

has anybody ever used this toliet?

chucklesR · #2 (**permalink**) 06-06-2008

Nalani,
You'll have to post a whole lot more information to get any answers to that. You've got 17 posts, link to it, post a picture etc.

What the heck is a master flush toilet, no such brand in google.

Valiente · #3 (**permalink**) 06-06-2008

Maybe it's the successor to the slave flush toilet so popular among the Romans?

Rockter · #4 (**permalink**) 06-06-2008

I flushed myself down one of them one time.

They are very dangerous.

If the seat's damp and your large round bottom forms a seal, don't let your elbow hit the "flush" lever, or you will find yourself in the drink, turned inside out and your boat sailing away from you.

It was horrible.

Nobody believed me.

chucklesR · #5 (**permalink**) 06-06-2008

Here we go again, the 'instrument' of our demise.

Valiente · #6 (**permalink**) 06-06-2008

That was deleted so fast I didn't even see it.

buckeyesailor · #7 (**permalink**) 06-06-2008

this is gonna be SOOOO good.........

sailingdog · #8 (**permalink**) 06-06-2008

Might do you some good to read the post in my Signature.

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Originally Posted by NALANI13

has anybody ever used this toliet?

SEMIJim · #9 (**permalink**) 06-07-2008

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Originally Posted by Rockter

I flushed myself down one of them one time.

They are very dangerous.

Sounds that way!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockter

If the seat's damp and your large round bottom forms a seal, don't let your elbow hit the "flush" lever, or you will find yourself in the drink, turned inside out and your boat sailing away from you.

It was horrible.

I bet! So... were you wearing an auto-inflating PFD at the time? Did it go off? That must've been... uncomfortable, to say the least, your outside being inside and all. Well, at least you floated.

Inquiring minds want to know: How did you get yourself turned right side out again?

...

No, belay that. Perhaps we don't really want to know, after all.

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Originally Posted by Rockter

Nobody believed me.

I believe you, Rockter. Really I do.

It could've been worse. Imagine if you'd been using a holding tank!

Jim

Rockter · #10 (**permalink**) 06-08-2008

I would not risk a holding tank. I would have been trapped. I would rather be inside out outside than inside out inside one of those.