
05-11-2011
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Originally Posted by SlowButSteady
Yeah, I know. It's just that they use such small, indistinct print on everything these days. Fuses, traffic signs, eyecharts... they don't print anything properly anymore.
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Tis true, sadly tis true. I'm guessing a plot by the optometrists. It seems utterly beyond belief that in this day and age of high definition printers that we cannot get clear labelling on anything smaller than a billboard.
Of course everyone knows that optometrists are all Masons. It is beyond dispute that the Masons are Illuminatti and in league with the Aliens who live inside the North Pole.
And yet they (oh that menacing mob the THEY) still claim its simply old age. You believe that, you'd believe than men walked on the moon.
oh yes and btw, a friend of my cousins knows this bloke in the government who has confirmed that eye strain caused by small blurry printing is also responsible for erectile dysfunction in middle aged men.
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