Sneuman. Relax. Take a deep breath. As hard as it is to believe it. You do not need to fight this battle.
You see, you have been conned by one of the things on this board that has lured many a reckless fool with more then two IQ points to rub together on a cold evening into research and fair presentation of truth...only to find that there own brains end up leaking form their ears as they attempt to unmderstand how someone can be so astoundingly dense and not have their very own gravitational field. I myself was one such young fool. You can argue vociferously and factually, you can be reasonable and well read and gently educational, lest your correspondent is genuinly that ignorant. And the astounding thing is it does not make the slightest quark of difference.
And I will tell you why.
Brenda is not real.
She does not actually exist!
She is a construct designed to test some abstract theory of human phsycology and is in fact a program written in the wee lonely hours of some MIT student out to prove a point so abstract, so esoteric as to beggar beleife and make one wonder why he couldn''t have just, for the love of small fluffy rodents, found a girlfriend! (or maybe one of the small fluffy rodents...err, never mind).
We do not know if the experiment is ongoing or if some dreadful twist of fate saw the construct that we know as Brenda unleashed onto the sailing board beyond her creator''s control.
It is possible that this phase is indeed still part of the experiment and that every time one of us throws up their hands and cries "Dear Deity of non-specific and possibly entirely fictional and subjective origin, please save me from your most rabbid of followers! Protect me from becoming a pathetic drooling moron as I fail to restrain myself from attemptiong to think along her lines. By all that is holy, subdue your creature!!!!!"....that the sound of gleeful, maniacal cackling can be heard from the MIT dorms.
Or perhaps the envisiaged architect of Brenda was himself consumed by the mindless preaching thing that he invented and is now no more then a greasy puddle on some floor, who was left so vegatative by his prolongued exposure to Brenda that he never even noticed the moment of his own passing. If so, it was a mercy he did not deserve. For now we are left to face her rampant faux-christianity without the chance to really slap him for inventing her.
So there you have it. Your "opponent" is not in fact a woman who frequents a sailing board without ever going sailing and posts inappropriate diatriabes that embarass most reall Christians who encounter them. She is a construct. An unstoppable, resolute, sucking vortex of purest "stupid" and she absolutely will not cease her diatribes and displays of phenomenal ignorance until you are giggling inanely and wearing adult diapers in a place likely to be named "Restful Valley" or similar.
Do not argue with her and she will "reset" to the default position where she only says something stupid from time to time as a lure to the new and unwary, but respond to her and I swear that you will literally feel your intelligence packing its liuttle suitcases, cell by weary cell, and flying off to whatever version of the Bahamas your cortex has to offer.
Do not persist.
You have been warned.
Like buying some sort of boats in the beliefe that they can be "restored", Trying to talk to Brenda is a folly that will lead you to certain ruination and cursing the day you found this site.
...Brenda Idiocy Survivor number 4472