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[sailaway21]

Horny Portagee women. 34, I don't know if you're going to need the winch mate power handle or Viagra. She'll probably cook for you though!

[Giulietta]

Originally Posted by sailaway21

Horny Portagee women. 34, I don't know if you're going to need the winch mate power handle or Viagra. She'll probably cook for you though!

Nahhhh, she only thinks about sex....she can't cook.

We used her once as shark repelent... dip her feet in the water, and all shark in 25 NM radius quit....

[sailaway21]

No sharks in Lake Michigan, but we do have alewives. If she can repell or destroy those 34 may have competition for her services from various dept's of natural resources. Immigration issues should be easier as she'd be classified as a maritime resource versus her old status as heavy equipment.

[pigslo]

I hope she is rich. Not enough money in the bank or liquor in the bar.
pigslo

[T34C]

G- It looks old because IT IS OLD!!!! (read classic) That means the mast will actually hold her. Not like those flimsy Port-O sleds she is used to seeing. G- could you please remember to pack than cordless drill with the winch attachment!!

I better start fitting my beer googles now!

[seabreeze_97]

Ahh, just use a boomkicker.