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I once worked for a very large corporation....I had a colleague whose wife was cheating him....everyone knew except him....really..

One day, another colleague on his way to work saw the wife of this other guy get in the house with someone...he went to the oiffice and told everybody...by now everyone was feeling sorry for the poor guy that was being cheated all this time...so duscussions were taken on how to tell our friend...until someone had the idea to tell the poor "cornuto" that his wife had called that she was out and there was a large flood in the house....

Anyway the guy goes home...finds the wife...and guess the rest..THAT's NOT THE FUNNY PART....

about one or two years later we received a new CEO, a Swiss guy....he rented a nice house and was still adapting to life in Portugal.....

anyway...we're all in this big Board of directors meeting when our CEO arrives late...unusual for a Swiss...so one guy asked what happened

The Swiss said...he had a flood in his house, and his wife was there...everyone started laughing real hard......the Swiss never understood....
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Wombat...Whatever it is I hope is is not Ketching!!
Careful Cam, schooner or later the Wombat's gunna getcha and we'll ensure the punishment fits the crime.


And finally, there was a person who sent ten different puns to friends,
with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately,
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Ermmm......tdw, didn't Old Joe find Leon a bit inconvientent?
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Ermmm......tdw, didn't Old Joe find Leon a bit inconvientent?
Nah. Joe and Leon were great mates. The ice pick in the neck kinda put a hold on their friendship for a short time but the comrades have never let something as piddling as murder come between them. You have to look at the big pickture. While Leon may well have been inconvenient I do believe that by the time the old bastard died Joe was a bit incontinent. Vladimir on the other hand seemed to get into a bit of a pickle.
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Well, it was somewhat inconsiderate of Leon to make Joey Boy send someone all the way to Mexico to deliever the ice pick of friendship.
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I am in Casper, Wyoming!!!!!

Why you may ask????

Because my life is a f**** rich colour tapestry!!!!!
Welcome to my neck of the woods (well you're 4 hours up I-25 from me, but a hell of a lot closer than Portugal.
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I am in Casper, Wyoming!!!!!

Why you may ask????

Because my life is a f**** rich colour tapestry!!!!!
The DHS must have missed you... I had put you on the no-fly list...
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Well, it was somewhat inconsiderate of Leon to make Joey Boy send someone all the way to Mexico to deliever the ice pick of friendship.
Just another fellow traveller ! Joe was a bit slow I'm afraid, and a tad hard of hearing. In fact I told him to pick up some ice and a swizzle stick, not ice some aging bolshevik. Leon was overly fond of his Margarittas (sp).

(Wombats of War, Icepicks of Friendship, next we will be known as the Posters of Profundity, which is an improvement i suppose on the Pundits of Profanity.)
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pulling his hair out !

As I sit here reading back on this post I can just picture CAM sitting in his chair pulling his hair out over this thread..... this is so damn funny!
talk about getting off topic! hijacked whatever we call it! this is it!
Cam the boys are always gonna be boys...so if ya cant beat,join-em I didnt make that up lol oh yeah and shhhhh dont tell I told ya but their at on another post with this poor guy trying to write a book OMG
and nobody said anything one of the regulars had an article published about him shitting himself....whats up with that ? oh I loved that story,hey "G" did you ever get that issues of latts and atts??


oh i feel like the kid in school everybody called "NARC" hahaheheheee

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