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He got it from the Tayana catalog, member defficiency pages on the tayana sex starvation catalog
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Dear Sailnet, I have a friend who wants to take his pet cougar on a long cruise.......
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I'm beginning to have doubts about your fitness as a moderator.... that image of a codpiece is rather disturbing...

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Cam...after we use that...on a hot sweaty day...after 12 hours sailing in low wind...do you recomend sniffing it???
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Cam...after we use that...on a hot sweaty day...after 12 hours sailing in low wind...do you recomend sniffing it???
Only if you run out of Syrup of Ipecac...

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Hey Bluebottle,
Puns are probably a very English (language) cos of the vast number of English words with multiple meanings. Also a very British (people) thing cos the British (and their descendants of convicts) have a pretty ****** up sense of humour. So in effect a pun is the use of one word as a substitute for another that sounds or is the same but has a different meaning.

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What happens when you step on a grape ? It lets out a little whine.

Buddhists don't have pain killers when they go to the dentist. They want to transcend dental medication.

Why are mathematicians fat ? Too much Pi.

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"Don't worry if you forget how to throw a Boomerang. It'll come back to you."

Now that's funny.....

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And if it doesn't come back, it's just a stick.

And I think that photo Cam posted was a self portrait.

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Hey CD...
I'm beginning to have doubts about your fitness as a moderator.... that image of a codpiece is rather disturbing...

If you guys can talk about helmets...I can talk about codpieces...first things first ya know!
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[/B]If you guys can talk about helmets...I can talk about codpieces...first things first ya know!

I KNEW IT....I KNEW IT.....I KNEW IT....

CAM USED IT IN HIS HEAD, IN HIS FACE!!!!!!!!!!




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