Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Narragansett Bay
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Time for a blonde joke . . .
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a
while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is only fair given that you are blind that you should know five
1. "The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat."
2. "The bouncer is a blonde girl."
3. "I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
4. "The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
5. "The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler."
"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No,
not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
True Blue . . .
sold the Nauticat