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Those 23 year old women always leave me when they either get their green card or find out that I'm planning on relying on the them to feed me... .

Well it would be one way of keeping her, if she wants to leave she will need to be a good swimmer. just keep the tender and liferaft locked up.

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Poor guy...hope he packed enough Tampons, Migraine tablets, Menstrual pain medicine, condoms, (well at that age...he just gets out of air, sits in the edge of his bed and eats crackers and drinks 7UP), Cyallis (guaranteed 7 hour bonner, but what is he gonna do with the remaining 6 hours and 54 minutes?? take the boner fishing???), ear plugs, hair wax, hair dye, toe nail polish, and clipers, peach shampoo, melon body oil, almond soap, strawberry conditioner, hair towels, but towels, "thingy" towels, body towels, a dirty laundry bin,


But most of all.....A bottle of cyanide and 3 "Larry the cable guy" DVD's...
Bugger off you Portuguese troublemaker. 55 may not be the first flush of youth but some 55 year old wombats of my acquaintence are quite chipper thank you very much you cheeky young pratt.

OTOH, other than the sex why on earth would anyone be so pharked in the head as to get into a boat with a 23 year old woman, especially a 23 year old woman with no sailing experience whatsoever ? Buggers me , I can tell you. I'd rather do it single handed (read into that whatever you like) and retain what's left of my sanity.

(Yes , that might have sounded sexist but in fact it was more ageist than sexist. In reality a 23 year old bloke would be at least as painful and not as youknowwhatimeanable. Mind you after three years at sea the effing anchor windlass would probably start to look good !!)

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I can guarantee you that Zanshin, now locks his tender very well, don't you????
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Bugger off....first flush....my acquaintence....quite chipper......cheeky pratt.....sex.....pharked in the....old woman....23 year old woman with experience......Buggers me.....do it single handed.....whatever you like......retain....left.....sanity....sexist....t han sexist......painful....youknowwhatimeanable....aft er three......effing...look good !!)
Close read of the words that you wrote previously, when isolated...I can only conclude you are a very sexualy oppressed wombat...with an astonishing lack of something....
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Close read of the words that you wrote previously, when isolated...I can only conclude you are a very sexualy oppressed wombat...with an astonishing lack of something....
It's not a lack of anything you cheeky sod, it's a surfeit that's the problem. A surfeit of years in fact. To be precise 55 of the bastards.

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I dont have to wish for a 23yo, theres one setting in the bed next to me.
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You're 55???

Wow..then for you to have sex must be a celebration....I understand you can hardly make it...it must piss you off, huh???

Like a kid at Disney World that's too small to go in the hot rides!!!

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I dont have to wish for a 23yo, theres one setting in the bed next to me.
What the hell are you doing talking to us? and daughters don't count!

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Gotta side with the Wombat on this one. btw, even money says the girl doesn't make it east of Suez.

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You're 55???

Wow..then for you to have sex must be a celebration....I understand you can hardly make it...it must piss you off, huh???

Like a kid at Disney World that's too small to go in the hot rides!!!

eehehehehehehhe
Whats all that about age and experience overcoming youthful ignorance ?

Hey, when I was 18 I could do it three times a night but the whole thing only took about three minutes. Hee Hee, sometimes all I had to do was think about it .

Now, I can only do it once a night but if I did I'd never get any sleep !!

You are still a cheeky young pup.

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