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Old 04-23-2007
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Thief!

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Please, if everyone here on sailnet sends me a dollar, I am sure I can make it...
Giu, Stop it! That's MY IDEA! C'mon sailors & sailorettes, a dollar isn't so much! and I'll use the money to buy a Formosa!
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Giu-

You've photoshopped me, even when I didn't deserve it...so I'm not contributing to the Portagee Porshe fund...
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What every man should know

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Poor guy...hope he packed enough Tampons, Migraine tablets, Menstrual pain medicine, condoms, (well at that age...he just gets out of air, sits in the edge of his bed and eats crackers and drinks 7UP), Cyallis (guaranteed 7 hour bonner, but what is he gonna do with the remaining 6 hours and 54 minutes?? take the boner fishing???), ear plugs, hair wax, hair dye, toe nail polish, and clipers, peach shampoo, melon body oil, almond soap, strawberry conditioner, hair towels, but towels, "thingy" towels, body towels, a dirty laundry bin,


But most of all.....A bottle of cyanide and 3 "Larry the cable guy" DVD's...


THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT
THERE ARE DAYS IN THE MONTH WHEN
ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH
& HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS!
THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS
COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE
WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND,
CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!

DANGEROUS: WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
SAFER: CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?
SAFEST: WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

DANGEROUS: ARE YOU WEARING THAT?
SAFER: WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!
SAFEST: WOW! LOOK AT YOU!
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

DANGEROUS: WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT?
SAFER: COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?
SAFEST: HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

DANGEROUS: SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?
SAFER: YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.
SAFEST: CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

DANGEROUS: WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY?
SAFER: I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.
SAFEST: I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!
ULTRA SAFE: HERE, HAVE SOME MORE WINE.


GUARANTEED SAFE: THE LAST TWO IN EACH CATAGORY TOGETHER!!
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That's hysterical!
Can I get you some wine? (just for the great post, of course)
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Unfortunately, my wife doesn't drink.
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OH PIRATE

That was along time ago!!!
Could it be WE are both showing our age?

Jim
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He took the ex for a 200-day cruise, and then she divorced him - probably as soon as they docked.

I'm betting the trophy bride only gets as far as the Azores.
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That's hysterical!
Can I get you some wine? (just for the great post, of course)
Merci!, A la votre!
A votre sante'!

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Pick a day she gets off!

Ok let's get a pool going. The trip is scheduled for 1000 days, so for $10 you get to pick a day you think she will jump ship. Winner takes all the money.
I'll take day 99 just to get things started!
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Ok let's get a pool going. The trip is scheduled for 1000 days, so for $10 you get to pick a day you think she will jump ship. Winner takes all the money.
I'll take day 99 just to get things started!
4 months, and 12 days...based on her menstrual cycle.....
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