This is kind of interesting. How long to you all think she'll last?
http://www.yahoo.com/s/562831:eek:
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The link does not work.dsmylie said:This is kind of interesting. How long to you all think she'll last?
http://www.yahoo.com/s/562831
Yes proof that wood does not always float!poopdeckpappy said:Whoa, Natalie Wood just flashed threw my mind
Well it would be one way of keeping her, if she wants to leave she will need to be a good swimmer. just keep the tender and liferaft locked up.Zanshin said:Those 23 year old women always leave me when they either get their green card or find out that I'm planning on relying on the them to feed me... .
Bugger off you Portuguese troublemaker. 55 may not be the first flush of youth but some 55 year old wombats of my acquaintence are quite chipper thank you very much you cheeky young pratt.Giulietta said:Poor guy...hope he packed enough Tampons, Migraine tablets, Menstrual pain medicine, condoms, (well at that age...he just gets out of air, sits in the edge of his bed and eats crackers and drinks 7UP), Cyallis (guaranteed 7 hour bonner, but what is he gonna do with the remaining 6 hours and 54 minutes?? take the boner fishing???), ear plugs, hair wax, hair dye, toe nail polish, and clipers, peach shampoo, melon body oil, almond soap, strawberry conditioner, hair towels, but towels, "thingy" towels, body towels, a dirty laundry bin,
But most of all.....A bottle of cyanide and 3 "Larry the cable guy" DVD's...
Close read of the words that you wrote previously, when isolated...I can only conclude you are a very sexualy oppressed wombat...with an astonishing lack of something....tdw said:Bugger off....first flush....my acquaintence....quite chipper......cheeky pratt.....sex.....pharked in the....old woman....23 year old woman with experience......Buggers me.....do it single handed.....whatever you like......retain....left.....sanity....sexist....than sexist......painful....youknowwhatimeanable....after three......effing...look good !!)
It's not a lack of anything you cheeky sod, it's a surfeit that's the problem. A surfeit of years in fact. To be precise 55 of the bastards.Giulietta said:Close read of the words that you wrote previously, when isolated...I can only conclude you are a very sexualy oppressed wombat...with an astonishing lack of something....
What the hell are you doing talking to us? and daughters don't count!SVDistantStar said:I dont have to wish for a 23yo, theres one setting in the bed next to me.
Whats all that about age and experience overcoming youthful ignorance ?Giulietta said:You're 55???
Wow..then for you to have sex must be a celebration....I understand you can hardly make it...it must piss you off, huh???
Like a kid at Disney World that's too small to go in the hot rides!!!
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Ok Giu, let me have it !!Giulietta said:TD
What's the difference between Fear and Horror???
Except for the problem of provisions and possibly running out of books and music I can easily understand the no ports of call.BADG said:Nevermind that she has never sailed outside the Hudson, but why plan to voyage for 1,000 days w/ no port calls or walk on solid ground? And whats with mapping a course in the shape of a heart?
Not to be a killjoy but this voyage will be derailed within 60 days. There seems to be too much idealism in the approach. It sounds a little insane.
sure 1,000 days/no ports of call planned is doable but not when you add a 23 yo who has never voyaged before into the mix.tdw said:Except for the problem of provisions and possibly running out of books and music I can easily understand the no ports of call.