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dsmylie 04-22-2007 09:54 AM

Wish I could find a 23 year old
This is kind of interesting. How long to you all think she'll last? :eek: :eek:

Fstbttms 04-22-2007 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by dsmylie
This is kind of interesting. How long to you all think she'll last? :eek: :eek:

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txmatt 04-22-2007 02:54 PM

tigerregis 04-22-2007 03:12 PM

The old Sophie Tucker joke comes to mind. I think Bette Midler tells it on her "Live in Cleveland" record. Soph's old boyfriend, who is 80, tells her he has a 20 year old GF and life is wonderful and she replies she has a 20 year old boyfriend and 20 goes into 80 a lot more than 80 goes into 20.

Zanshin 04-22-2007 03:22 PM

Those 23 year old women always leave me when they either get their green card or find out that I'm planning on relying on the them to feed me... :(

I find that their goal is incredibly ambitious and would probably bet against their eventual success.

Boasun 04-22-2007 03:43 PM

If I had found a woman who is 23 yrs younger, she would still be old enough to have grand children....(sigh):( But then would we remember what to do?? No nasty thoughts intended here...

uspirate 04-22-2007 11:32 PM

Holy fountain of youth... that dude is 55? not to mention with a 70' schooner and a 23 year old girlfriend? life must be good. I wish them well.

Giulietta 04-22-2007 11:47 PM

Poor guy...hope he packed enough Tampons, Migraine tablets, Menstrual pain medicine, condoms, (well at that age...he just gets out of air, sits in the edge of his bed and eats crackers and drinks 7UP), Cyallis (guaranteed 7 hour bonner, but what is he gonna do with the remaining 6 hours and 54 minutes?? take the boner fishing???), ear plugs, hair wax, hair dye, toe nail polish, and clipers, peach shampoo, melon body oil, almond soap, strawberry conditioner, hair towels, but towels, "thingy" towels, body towels, a dirty laundry bin,

But most of all.....A bottle of cyanide and 3 "Larry the cable guy" DVD's...

poopdeckpappy 04-23-2007 12:06 AM

Whoa, Natalie Wood just flashed threw my mind

uspirate 04-23-2007 12:18 AM


Originally Posted by poopdeckpappy
Whoa, Natalie Wood just flashed threw my mind

Yes proof that wood does not always float!

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