Microwaves are used to quickly kill fish. You can also speed dry your Docksiders, once, and store important papers in it.
I can not believe someone would go without popcorn while cruising. Mr. and Mz. Firstime enter the anchorage and begin to try to
anchor. It is a popcorn event. Yesterday, I saw a couple actually drop their Bruce off the bow without the
rode attached, then they circled with a makeshift grapple for 30 minutes before going to the reserve mini-fortress. I actually had time for microwave corndogs.
Two guys came into the marina and decided to hoist one of them up to the masthead to tweak the ears on a windex and fix the
anchor light. Mr. SuperIQ went up while Curly stayed below and kept forgetting whick
line he was supposed to be tending, leave the bright guy dangling and clinging for his life at least 3 or 4 times. That was a two bagger. And they accomplished nothing. They asked me for help afterwards and I pretended not to speak english.
Mr. and Mrs. Couldn'tbe happier got drunk again last night and screamed at each other until one of them apparently fell down and passed out. One tray of mini english muffin pizzas.
How do you live without a microwave?