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Geez Hog, that wasn't you was it??
wasn't no directions on it didn't say don't shoot yerself in the head don't shoot yerself in boat in the head or itll fill with smoke an hurt yer head. dum gun.
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wasn't no directions on it didn't say don't shoot yerself in the head don't shoot yerself in boat in the head or itll fill with smoke an hurt yer head. dum gun.
Yeah, like that damn jar of almonds I have with the warning "may contain nuts".
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lawyer says when yer beer is empty just shoot yerself in the head with this here flare gun and that way I will know your beer is empty and I will get you a new cold one
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He'll probably sue the flare gun manufacturer and win a huge settlement, buy a Sea Ray and see earlier thread titled "oops"
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I don't think he did anything that most of his friends haven't wanted to do for a long time! I don't even know him and I'd like to give it a try.

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Shoot, I was waiting for the gas can, sitting on top of the cabin, to fall through the hatch! Probably would have degraded the quality of the video, though. (g)

Next question. If you did something as stupid as that, would you have posted the video, ANYWHERE?

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Shoot, I was waiting for the gas can, sitting on top of the cabin, to fall through the hatch! Probably would have degraded the quality of the video, though. (g)

Next question. If you did something as stupid as that, would you have posted the video, ANYWHERE?
I had a similar thought. Since I don't know how to post a video, it occurred to me that he might be smarter than me. Not a happy thought.
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I had a similar thought. Since I don't know how to post a video, it occurred to me that he might be smarter than me. Not a happy thought.
I get the feeling he didn't post the video..

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