Future Dream girl

[uspirate]

this girl has balls (invisible ones)
i can see it now: hey babe sorry the engine broke down with no wind and i know hawaii is 250 miles behind us, can you row us to tahiti while i go below and get a beer?

link to story

[sailaway21]

Somehow i think i'd like the story better if she was just doing a Forrest Gump; one day she just started rowing.
I was depressed to see yet another attempt to save the unborn gay whales as the motivating factor. Whatever happened to, "because it's there"?

[uspirate]

Originally Posted by sailaway21

unborn gay whales

LMAO

[tenuki]

Naw, not for me. Too stupid to put sails on her boat, row it?!?! why?

[sailortjk1]

Although see is no Nimfa, she certainly is easy on the eyes.

[CharlieCobra]

She is that...

[USCGRET1990]

how do they know if a whale is gay or not before it is born...?!?!?

[Sapperwhite]

Originally Posted by sailaway21

Somehow i think i'd like the story better if she was just doing a Forrest Gump; one day she just started rowing.
I was depressed to see yet another attempt to save the unborn gay whales as the motivating factor. Whatever happened to, "because it's there"?

People don't get sponsors "because it's there", they get sponsors when they go out to save unborn gay whales.

Sure, Tasty Granola Co. will buy you some equipment, as long as you wear the official Tasty Granola Co. t-shirt when you save your first gay whale.

[camaraderie]

From her interview:
"would I want constant webcam? No.......if I was going to be on constant webcam, I would have to put some clothes on (very inconvenient!)"

She'd do better with sponsors if she had that web cam!

[xort]

Originally Posted by camaraderie

From her interview:
[B]"would I want constant webcam? No.......if I was going to be on constant webcam, I would have to put some clothes on (very inconvenient!)"

I wonder if there is any connection to the gay whales she's 'saving'?